Cookie Policy
Effective from 5 October 2026.
No cookies on this website
This website sets no cookies. It doesn’t use local storage, tracking pixels, fingerprinting or any other way of storing or reading information on your device, and it loads nothing from other companies: no analytics, no advertising, no embedded videos or fonts from elsewhere.
That is why there is no cookie banner. The Privacy and Electronic Communications Regulations (PECR) require consent before a website stores or reads information on your device that isn’t strictly necessary; this website does neither.
The “What’s going wrong?” choice on the home page is kept only in the page address (after the # sign), so you can bookmark or share it. It isn’t stored anywhere.
The checkout
When you select a buy button you leave this website for the checkout run by Dodo Payments, the merchant of record. Dodo Payments’ pages set their own cookies, needed to take a payment securely and to prevent fraud, under its cookie policy.
If this changes
If we ever add analytics, we’ll update this page first, and ask for your consent before anything that isn’t strictly necessary is stored on your device.